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The Great Crxllpfghhk
"E pluribus eunuch"
Created on 2001-07-17 00:58:15 (#253257), last updated 2009-07-14
195 comments received, 958 comments posted
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Biothere are people (there aren't) in my apartment (it isn't) who applaud whenever i enter the room (they don't)
the lights (it's dark) flood my face (gone) and i wince (not).
the cue cards (i can't read) give me my lines (i can't talk):
"last night i plucked the piano strings ..."
(wait for it)
"... with my BLOOD!"
they laugh and cheer.
(no)
a million satisfied viewers tune out
and only then can i sleep.
(never)
the lights (it's dark) flood my face (gone) and i wince (not).
the cue cards (i can't read) give me my lines (i can't talk):
"last night i plucked the piano strings ..."
(wait for it)
"... with my BLOOD!"
they laugh and cheer.
(no)
a million satisfied viewers tune out
and only then can i sleep.
(never)
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